Titania Touché
Always provocative, occasionally informative and usually drunk, Titania is The Grocer's party-loving PR girl about town with killer heels and an acid tongue.
Recent stories
Titania: Clinton Cards and the Scottish invasionSubscription
Things in Britain may be looking up. Not for the economy, of course, but there is, at last, the faintest glimmer of enlightenment at the end of a very long tunnel of bad taste.
Commercial suicide and the Jubilee bandwagonSubscription
As we gather round the kettle (no water cooler comforts here at P&F), opinion is divided on Pepsi’s decision to put Michael Jackson back on its cans.
Everyday stooges and the Clairol ClauseSubscription
One hundred days to go and, inspired by some marketing genius at Florette
- Smoke, mirrors and a fleet of dead tractorsSubscription
- Oxfam food, vampires and sausage theftSubscription
- Olympic feats of boozing and chutzpahSubscription
- Trust me. We've never been to a Harvester beforeSubscription
- George's bonfire and a GM whopperSubscription
- Limp salads and fallen idolsSubscription
- Putting Liverpool on the chavmapSubscription



