Today’s big story is clearly the demise of Dairy Farmers of Britain – which you can read all about on here.

Elsewhere, The Independent has disturbing news about beef waste being used to bulk out chicken products. The Indy also reports that Tesco is to give away free laptops in a bid to lure punters to its telecoms business.

The Daily Mail, meanwhile, says UK food prices are rising while in the rest of Europe they’re on their way down. Surely the paper isn’t becoming all pro-EU?

The Mail also frets over the falling sales of champagne during the credit crunch (are people still calling it that?) and in slightly implausible food-health news, reports that curry could help fight Alzheimer’s.

The Daily Telegraph, meanwhile, has good news for dieters with the discovery of a food additive that makes you feel full up for twice as long.