The fuel price war continues, with supermarkets lopping pence off their forecourt charges with ever-more gay abandon. The big four have all been making price promises, cuts, voucher offers pretty confusing stuff.

It was obviously a bit much for these Asda drivers. They joined the queues at Tesco, apparently unaware of Bogof’s network of spies, who wait - shivering, cameraphones at the ready - at petrol stations across the land. Nice to see the big mults supporting each other, anyway.