Brothers Cider is set to hit some of the biggest music festivals the sunshine season will bring - but it seems a summer of love isn’t on the cards.

An email received by The Grocer last week revealed the startling news that: “The Brothers have hung up their willies and are giving away tickets to some of the UK’s best festivals.”

You don’t have to be Dick Tracy to see what’s probably happened - but that didn’t stop even the most dour Grocer hacks giggling like schoolkids passing around a James Herbert novel. Snigger!