Goths rejoice! Or, you know, whatever it is you do instead of rejoicing. Write a poem about a crow, maybe?
Anyway, you can be relatively happy because a new foodstuff has joined the roster of goth-friendly food and drink products such as Guinness, Marmite and, um… really burnt toast. Black as an Edgar Allan Poe story written on a chalkboard with a piece of coal, Burger King’s new ‘koru burger’ features a bun made with bamboo charcoal; an onion, garlic and squid ink sauce; black pepper beef ‘patties’ and - most disturbingly of all - black cheese (the bamboo charcoal again).
The only downside is that you have to go to Japan to buy one. But it wouldn’t be a proper goth burger without a downside, would it?