Bogof was drawn to BBC3’s The Horsemeat Banquet last week, in which hard-hitting hack Rick Edwards investigated ‘Horsegate’ in a yoof-friendly manner.

Having served up a dobbin dinner to some dimwit guests, Rick sent a roving reporter to purchase some meaty takeaway treats. Forensic tests showed beef meals contaminated with chicken. Dodgy. But better was the Indian lamb curry, made of well - not lamb, beef, pork, chicken, horse or goat. Best guess? Cat. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a nadir.