Web blunders by retailers are ten-a-penny but this week’s highlight, from Marks & Spencer, raised a particularly childish snicker from Bogof.

The high street pants king seemed to get its knickers in a twist illustrating a £5 ‘Gold Scatter Bag’ of “assorted natural pinecones” - presumably intended for Christmas decorating - with a close-up of a lady’s crotch.

“They’d look great arranged in a glass bowl, or scattered across your dinner table,” advised the sales blurb.

Well, it’d certainly be a talking point.