Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a box of chocolates. But in these straitened times, is love really enough?

Of course not. What you want is a box of chocolates that says ‘I love you and also I’m rich.’ Fortunately, Harrods is now selling a £600 box made by Dubai’s Delice.

And though it contains an impressive 240 chocs, it’s really the lacquered wooden case you’re paying for. You can have it inlaid with 24-carat gold or Swarovski crystals, depending on how classy/truly in love you are. Enjoy!