Perhaps the reason Jack White doesn’t like bananas is that they aren’t colourful enough.

That might sound ridiculous, but a boring old yellow banana has got nothing on the new ones being created by fruit ­artist Elisa Roche.

The former chef has unveiled a bunch of entertainingly decorated bananas, referencing everything from The Shining, Coca-Cola and Scotty dogs to Bananaman himself.

Perhaps she could make a special red and white-striped one to win round grumpy Jack?