Juicy bits from Sir Terry Leahy’s looming book of wisdom, Management in 10 Words, were doing the rounds in the papers this week, as the former Tesco boss reinvents himself as the Scouse Alan Sugar.

Terry stressed that his 10 “truths” would only bring success when combined with hard work - but that didn’t stop the Mail headlining the piece ‘How to make your fortune in 10 easy steps’.

Irony wasn’t Terry’s trademark at Tesco, of course. But he will surely have smiled at the news that his opus is already 25% off at Tesco.