Iron Maiden might have their own beer, but in a fit of rock oneupmanship, US metalheads Gwar have decided to open their own restaurant.

The comedy metal band (as in funny on purpose, not unintentionally amusing like Slipknot) are seeking crowdfunding of $30,000 to open the ‘Gwar Bar’. If funded, chef Balsac the Jaws of Death will serve up Gwar beer, Gwar-B-Q sauce, and meaty treats that the band cheerfully implies are made of human flesh.

Come on, Americans - get funding! That’s got to be worth $30k.