As the crumbs continue to settle after the pasty tax bombshell, fresh info comes in the hunt for the PM’s own phantom pasty.

DC10, you’ll recall, said he’d recently gobbled a pasty at a Leeds branch of West Cornwall Pasty Co - but that appeared to be pork pies, as that branch had long since shut. But what’s this? “The PM had one of our Reggae Reggae pasties,” Levi Roots told The Grocer, in no way looking to jump on a bandwagon. “He didn’t say it was one of ours, but I’m pretty sure it was.”

Conclusive stuff.