Those online grocers really know how to make a product look tempting, don’t they? Look at this lovely chicken, spotted on the Ocado website.

Judging from the picture, this tasty-looking bird has been prepared with love - thoroughly plucked, too. Hard work, but yours for a reasonable £5.99 per kg!

But hang on a minute. What’s that it’s been stuffed with? Oh dear. Time to cancel the order, perhaps.

A lemony herb mixture is all that’s required here - this is no place for Cum-berland sausagemeat.