Sausages may cause cancer now, but it’s probably only those really cheap ones that have all the carcinogens in them, right? So goes the logic of the desperate-to-keep-eating-sausages brigade.
So you’ll want a posh one. And you can’t get any posher than this: Aldershot butcher Kevin Turner has come up with ‘posh bangers’ that cost a whopping £37 each.
The pricey toads are made from Hungarian Mangalitsa pork, Stilton, truffles, powdered cep mushrooms and vintage port. So go easy on the ketchup and onions.