Speaking of suspicious Japanese cuisine… The Land of the Rising Sun is the home of ‘Condom Meals I Want To Make For You’ - a new e-cookbook that answers the deafening call for alternative uses for prophylactics.

Fortunately, it doesn’t actually advocate the consumption of johnnies. Rather, their leak-proof nature and cylindrical shape mean they can be used for prep and presentation. Fill them with rice! Make ‘condom cookies’! Stuff them with meat to make (really grim-looking) sausages!

We’ll give it a miss.