Sweet-toothed Scots make 5 a day jam mistake

Everyone’s done the joke: eat a cake with a cherry on top and mutter something about it being “one of my five a day”. Ha! HA!

But in Scotland, it’s not a joke. A report this week suggests a fifth of Scots think jam counts towards their five portions of fruit and veg. Sorry to break it to you, readers, but Irn-Bru isn’t really made from girders, either. That would be poisonous.