Perhaps Tesco should step into the breach for next year's Loo of the Year awards, which are looking for a main sponsor.

Not that Blogof has an infantile and faintly disturbing obsession with toilets or anything, but 2009's results were announced this week, with a clean sweep (as it were) in the supermarket category for Asda stores in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. And Tesco joined Asda in clinching a 'standards of excellence' gong.

Bottoms up, both!