Odd choice by Costcutter to put speakers at its recent annual conference in front of a banner branding them 'The C-Team'.

Apparently it wasn't a startling admission that the retailer is third-rate. Instead we think it alluded to the can-do attitude of family-friendly TV mercenaries The A-Team.

It's not clear whether boss Colin Graves is meant to be like 'Howling Mad' Murdoch or 'Bad Attitude' Baracus. Or maybe it's to do with his catchphrase: "I love it when a planogram comes together."