If she doesn't want The Man with the Golden Bollands as her new boss, Erin could yet switch to Iceland, which is looking for a new 'face'.

Despite triumphant pairings with Kerry Katona and that Nolan chap, the frozen value emporium no longer wants celebs and is instead after one of us regular folk to be its new ambassador.

After all the good luck the gig brought Katona, entrants will doubtless be queuing up. Not so much a poisoned chalice as a frozen spring roll full of rusty razor blades.