With sustainable fish the hottest catch of the day, how odd that top celebs have yet to take the bait. Robert de Niro, star of Shark Tale and the Deer Hunter, found environmental campaigners were very much talkin’ to him as a row erupted over the sale of endangered bluefin tuna at the Michelin-starred Nobu eateries he co-owns.

“Eating bluefin tuna is as bad as digging into a tiger steak or gorilla burger,” a Greenpeace spokesman fumed, moments before being brutally beaten to death by a waiter strongly resembling Joe Pesci.

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