It&'s here at last, so make sure you&'ve done the shopping, got the beers in and are near a TV at 2pm today to witness England launch its 2006 World Cup campaign. It&'s the only England game on a Saturday and the weather&'s supposed to be half decent, so why not dust off the barbie and make a day of it. Added bonus: it&'ll give the non-footie fans - aka most wives - something to do while you and your mates are busy hurling obscenities at the screen.
Make sure it's absolutely nothing today at 2pm.