Right, folks - you know the drill. The pumpkins are still rotting as Guy Fawkes smoulders, but we’ve had Poppy Day so it’s full steam ahead for Christmas!

How depressing. But at least Tesco shares our sentiment! Its new ad shows mum Jo feeling the first flush of irritation that comes with hearing Slade’s deathless Christmas ‘classic’ over a supermarket PA.

Scrooges everywhere will echo her inner monologue, but as she mulls the upcoming upheaval and contemplates memories of Christmases past, a smile forms. By the time dad Roger shows up, hopefully clutching a pack of mince pies, she’s fully possessed by the Christmas spirit. Curses! Meanwhile, we await the return of the couple’s annoying son…