Show your support for poultry this Christmas by downloading a 'gobble gobble' ringtone from the NFU's turkey website. Imagine what a fillip it would be to all those farmers worrying about bird flu to know commuter trains will be chiming with the sound of farmfresh Bronzes. Sure, there's a danger everyone will be buying beef or lamb instead, but at least tradition will endure through your Nokia N95. Get the tone at www.ukturkeys.co.uk. And no, you won't find pics of the England football team there.