Okay, so Heather Mills walks into a bar with these three rabbis actually, make it a synagogue. Actually, Blogof doesn't know any jokes that you could make about Mills and what the former Mrs Beatle described as "her many Orthodox Jewish friends".

She was there to celebrate getting kosher certification for her Redwood brand of vegan chow and posed for this charming picture. We'll probably just leave it at that, but if you've got any hee-larious suggestions for a caption, why not send them to us?

Email blogof@thegrocer.co.uk and we might print the best one if it's not too offensive.