More meddling from those EU mandarins!

Prompted by the bothersome bureaucrats in Brussels, the FSA has kicked off a consultation on "the consumption of whole insects and other animals, such as worms, in the UK", with a view to putting them under the 'novel foods' regulations that stop us eating those delicious clones.

Still, it's all too late for the Farmfoods worker in Scotland who was last week stung by a scorpion hidden in a bunch of Colombian bananas. Who knew Farmfoods sold fresh fruit?