That suave devil Sir Stuart Rose was in the papers again as retail's most dapper knight of the realm bowed to pressure from The Sun over M&S's 'controversial' (i.e. headline-friendly) plan to charge an extra £2 for larger bras.

Page Three stunna Keeley Hazell was on hand to say how admirable she found it that Sultry Stu "is not afraid to admit when he's made a mistake". "That's why he's so successful I guess," she added. Blogof is saying nothing.