The great gastro-Mockney, Jamie Oliver, also of C4 fame, this week shamed greedy Africans with a hard-hitting tirade on diet. “I’ve been to Soweto, I’ve been to shanty-towns with nothing, and they largely live on food better than a lot of the people I’ve met in the UK,” he deadpanned. Expect that Rwandan branch of Fresh & Wild to open any day, with not a Turkey Twizzler in sight.