We thought we'd found a real bargain on Woolies' website - a Woolworths-themed checkout till playset, reduced from £60 to just £22.99. Apparently it was ideal for "hours of role-playing fun".

Kids could have recreated scenes from their wildest high-street fantasies, pretending the business was solvent and ringing in virtual sales. But first the killjoys pulled all the toys from the website (presumably because the situation was no laughing matter) and now Woolies has gone bust. Boo!