Love meat? Then why stop at eating the stuff? Arrange slices of your favourite beef and pork into a natty hat! You'll be amazed at the attention it'll attract ­ condemnation from the politically correct, not to mention swarms of flies, hungry dogs and irate vegetarians. No, this isn't the latest wheeze of the MLC, but the crazy purpose of To deter interested dogs, it recommends lemon or lime juice and hair lacquer to repel flies. {{COUNTERPOINT }}