Picture the scene. Romantic corner of a candlelit Copenhagen bar. Enter, stage left, executive's wife freshly flown in from London for a meeting with loving hubby before an important business dinner. Warm pecks on the cheek and just time for an intimate drink for two before the action. Wife: "Oh darling, great news, our local butcher has won a top industry award for quality." Husband, shifting uneasily on his seat:"Yes, darling. Actually, I presented it to him at a dinner-reception last week. "Didn't I tell you?" Exit, swiftly left, much miffed wife. In the interests of decency, we will not reveal the names of the loving couple... {{COUNTERPOINT }}