Reporters in China claim manufacturers are making steamed buns in which chopped cardboard, softened with caustic soda, is the main ingredient. It sounds like the FSA's enthusiasm for reformulation is catching on.

Lower footballing emissions

Apparently Man Utd have cut their CO2 emissions 18% since becoming customers of the Carbon Trust. Presumably Sir Alex Ferguson is now giving players less of the famous 'hairdryer treatment'?

Rocking the taste buds

Blur's Alex James was wheeled out by the Great Taste Awards as a judge, which got Bogof thinking about other suitable rock stars. Ozzy Osbourne, a gourmet of flying rodents? Or Elvis maybe. He knows a quality hamburger when he sees one.