Any sailor worth his salt knows that finding a crew with the right stuff is essential for those long and perilous voyages across the north Atlantic.
So what on earth was that old sea dog Captain Birdseye thinking when he commandeered three members of The Grocer news team?
We don't know about the rations of fishfingers but cod only knows if he'll have enough rum to keep these three landlubbers happy. If he doesn't it is likely to be a case of mutiny. The good captain could find himself sleeping with the fishes rather than cooking them.