Hello. Could you tell me whether you will be opening over the bank holiday for the Queen's Golden Jubilee? I'm sorry I'll have to check (put on hold for long period). I think we're closed on Tuesday but we will be opening some time on Monday I'm very disappointed you are opening. Don't you think that's disrespectful to Her Majesty? I'm not sure about Monday I'll just check (another long hold). I'm sorry we haven't decided yet. Would you like me to ring your local store for you. I think it's a disgrace that you didn't decide to close months ago. If I was Her Majesty I'd throw your directors in the Tower. That would teach them some respect. Goodbye! {{COUNTERPOINT }}