Watch out for a new K Sensual chocolate product, a "cunning combination of sex and chocolate" just unleashed in California.
It's a delicious blend of hare's ear root, white tuckahoe and matrimony vine fruit, not to mention fleshy broomrake, dodder seeds and horney goat wee. This lot triggers the I'm in love' feeling in women, according to the chocolate's developer Dr Roger C Hirsh, diverting the blood flow "safely and naturally to the right places" Dosage is one "serving" at midday and a second in the evening with a warm beverage or sip of wine.
Better make that a gulp. Horney's goat wee does not sound too appetising.