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Feminine: a man saving the planet (identity concealed)

Bleak news for anyone who doesn’t want the world to burn.

Apparently men are eschewing reusable shopping bags because they’re worried it makes them look gay. Sigh. 

A Pennsylvania State University study revealed that many saw green behaviours like recycling and having a bag for life as ‘feminine’, and that, consequently, men might avoid them in the name of gender conformity (women didn’t care about their gender ‘actions’, unsurprisingly).

At least the resultant environmental apocalypse will bump off all the homophobes! Oh, and everyone else.