What's your nickname? Beetlejuice - not sure what it is when my back is turned, though. 

Who was your first teenage crush and why? Stuart 'Woody' Wood of the Bay City Rollers. I've seen him recently - let's just say he's not worn well. 

When was the first time you got drunk? When I first became a prefect at lower sixth form school. We all had a bottle of Pernod each and were very ill -and grateful not to be expelled. 

What was the first music single you bought? Shang-a-Lang by the Bay City Rollers 

What did you want to be when you were a kid? A police officer - and I was for nine years after I left university. 

What's your favourite book and why? Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus - it answers all the questions I have apart from - why is that toilet seat always left up? 

What's your favourite movie and why? Dirty Dancing - I dream about someone coming back for me saying, "Nobody leaves my Susan in a corner". Obviously they need to look like Patrick Swayze (20 years ago). 

What was your worst holiday and why? Going on a two-week skiing holiday; breaking a leg on the second day and spending the rest of the holiday in hospital. Then there was the caving holiday where I broke my ankle and the pony trekking holiday where I broke my arm. 

The most embarrassing moment in your life? Capsizing alongside the second-largest nudist beach in France on a canoeing holiday. 

What's your biggest regret? Failing at my marriage but I've achieved so much more since that I'm sure it was fate. 

If you could pick a celebrity to join your staff who would it be and why? Richard Branson - I love his drive, determination to succeed and creativity. 

If you could star in a television programme, what would it be and why? Vicar of Dibley II. 

Do you have a fantasy? It involves George Clooney. 

What's your favourite junk food? Crisps are my downfall. 

What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Horse meat in a cottage pie - I didn't know though, honest! 

What would you request as your final meal? The mixed grill at my local pub - Eagle and Child Inn in Gwaenysgor.