OK, OK. We know we ditched our caption competition long ago ­ but the man from Heinz begged us to use this ridiculous shot of Denise Van Outen and Graham Norton using salad cream in such a puntastic way. It only goes to show that microcelebrities will do anything to appear in The Grocer. So ­ with a world weary sigh ­ we would ask you to send us all sausage related caption suggestions to the usual address. First prize a jar of salad cream. Second prize lunch with Ms Van Outen. {{COUNTERPOINT }}