I was going to buy my girlfriend some cheese for St Valentine's Day instead of roses ­ do you think it's a good idea? That's very sweet. It's certainly different. What kind of effect can I expect if she eats it? They say eating cheese before bed gives you nightmares, but an expert recently told me it gives you lurid dreams. So should I give her a couple of slices or a big lump? I would suggest doing something with the cheese, perhaps cook her a nice meal, or a cheeseboard after a meal can be nice. {{COUNTERPOINT }}