Bacon

Remember 2010 when we all thought Heston Blumenthal wanging an orange into a Christmas pudding was the height of Waitrosean sophistication? Ah, truly the world was simpler then.

But Heston has had to move on. This year he’s bringing us a trifle, flavoured with banana and golden cocoa nibs. And… bacon. Can the ‘bling’ trend end now, please?