christmas crackers one use

Right! Shopping done, decorations up. You’re probably just putting the final touches to your Christmas about now.

Crackers! So easy to forget. But why not get some special ones in this year? Not the usual £500 set from Harrods (which come with cashmere socks) though.

This year treat yourself to the (appropriately named) House of Crackers pack, which cost… £1m. They contain Tresor Paris diamonds, poinsettias and goose feathers. And for that money the hats and jokes should be pretty good.