Emoji news - wait, come back! Apple last week launched a new tiny picture of a sliced bagel. Whoop.

Even though the picture featured in a beta update of its operating system (ie, it’s not even released yet), enough nerds noticed and complained at the sight of a naked bagel that the tech giant took the time to add a thick layer of cream cheese to the image. Ah, to have that much spare time…

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