When that hotline ring, it can only mean one thing: brunch. Yep, fans of rapping superstar Drake are marking the launch of his new album with that most gangsta of mid-morning meals at a secret London location on 21 July.

To be fair, it does sound like a pretty bling brunch. It costs £40, for a start. Guests get a Drake face mask, party games and ‘meme recreations’. Food-wise there’s a ‘three-course menu’ (which isn’t, of course, how brunch works), and guests will also be served ‘bottomless cocktails’ - a capital idea at midday.