Martin Lewis, apparently bored with being a Money Saving Expert, this week launched a Twitter poll aimed at setting us all straight on Marmite. Do we really love it or hate it?

Er no. Some 15% said ‘Its ok/edible not g8’, with 41% lovers, and 32% haters. A pleasing 12% bothered to click on ‘never tried’. It’s as if ­marketing is nonsense!