peanuts

Sound the alarms! Lidl is recalling a snack because it forgot to include a warning on the label that it contained peanuts. Oh no! Anaphylactic disaster looms!

But don’t panic yet – most people should be able to deduce that there might be peanuts in, um, Alesto Honey Peanuts, even if there isn’t a warning in English on the label. Sigh.