Vegan brand Vege USA is really looking out for animal product dodgers this Christmas. Not only is it providing a range of tofu-based alternatives to turkey/goose/little donkey, it’s gone to the trouble of creating the New Vegan Turkey Dinner.

This realistic (ish) looking turkey, carefully whittled from tofu, is seemingly designed so macabre vegans can indulge in the thrill of ceremoniously carving up the carcase of a giant bird - and maybe even trick some family members into enjoying a meat-free Christmas. Merry!

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