Vegtoberfest: it sounds like a lame government health initiative. The new London festival promises vegan Bratwurst (hmm) and ‘vegan pizzas with Bavarian themes’ (no!).
Thankfully, the essential ‘oberfest’ ingredient is still in place: beer! And anyone who insists on having dead animals in that is weird anyway! See you in Camden (obvs) in October, booze lovers.