Elvis is alive and well and opening Spar stores in Scotland. In fact, the ageing crooner can be seen playing the Spar House rock whenever a new store opens in the country. The blue rinse king was first spotted with the President of the Scottish Grocers' Federation, Dougie Edgar, and his refitted Spar in New Cumnock. Later he was seen with Alex Currie in Whitletts, Ayrshire, before swiftly moving down the road to Galston to meet James Jamieson. Well, even world rock legends have to pay the mortgage somehow, don't they? {{COUNTERPOINT }}