I'm offering my services as a shock jock. I do a lot of the local pub circuits. Would you be interested? Probably not at the moment. The station went live this week and we have everything in place, but if you ring back in a couple of weeks we might be interested. I've got a great collection of hard house tracks if you're interested? Probably not, I'm afraid. I'm great at impressions as well, how would that go down on air? I don't know, but I don't think it's exactly what we're after. I do a really good Michael Caine. I really suggest you ring back sometime. We might be able to do something then. {{COUNTERPOINT }}