Bennett's Fish & Chips

Following a slump when the club first went vegan, animal product-shunning football team Forest Green Rovers are now in the top half of League Two. Houmous power!

Except… a Macclesfield chip shop and cabbie grassed up the club’s staff and players to a frothing Sun reporter, claiming they’d ordered £200 worth of chicken, fish & chips to eat on the team bus. Scandalous! What kind of maniacs order chicken from a chip shop?

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