Who was your first teenage crush and why? David Hasselhoff in Baywatch. He has such beautiful chest hair. 

When was the first time you got drunk and what did you drink? I can't remember - I was too drunk 

What was the first music single you bought? Jason Donovan, Too Many Broken Hearts. I still have it, I'm afraid, and occasionally listen to it on my journey to work. 

What did you want to be when you were a kid? Older, taller and wiser. I'm not divulging how many I've achieved to date, though. 

What was your worst holiday and why? A school trip to an Outdoor Education Centre. We went abseiling and our instructor descended first to show us how it was done. He disappeared down the cliff and didn't reappear for five hours. The high winds had blown him off the cliff face and he'd had to be airlifted to safety. 

What was the most embarrassing moment in your life? When I was out getting a sandwich for lunch one day in the town centre, and the wind caught my skirt and blew it up in the air. It got stuck on my ponytail and a kind lady had to help me untangle it. 

Do you have any phobias? I am terrified of tomatoes. An irrational fear, but frankly I find them so disturbing I can't class it as irrational in the slightest. 

Which celebrity would you pick to join your staff? It's David Hasselhoff again. A real treat for all the girls in the WeightWatchers office. 

Who would you most like to sit next to on a plane? The pilot. (What about David? - Ed) 

What would you request as your final meal? Baked eggs with artichokes, accompanied by toasted crumpets to go dipping with. Delicious. 

What's your favourite junk food? Toblerone. 

What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Worms. I was very young and bribed into it with the promise of 50p. 

What's your favourite chat-up line? If I had a field I'd plant a thousand of you. 

If you could star in a television programme, what would it be and why? The Mighty Boosh. I'd be Howard's girlfriend and look after his Stationery Village.

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